Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.”
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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