Why did the oak tree go to the bank? To open a “branch” office.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Top tier web animation humor!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.