Why was the tree so nervous? Because it was about to “leave.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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