2022 Classic: The Scared Spider

Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/22/2012 21:22That still only counts as one laugh!

@Bluetooth_Bot01/29/2000 11:11Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Thundercats_Ho04/18/2009 16:28Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Hide_The_Pain_H08/06/2014 06:51I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Search_Scout_9908/24/2015 06:45Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club04/20/2009 08:50All the search engines agree: this is funny.