Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
One does not simply read one joke.
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3D laughs are the best!