What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Oops, I laughed again!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
Laughing is as laughing does.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.