2023 Vintage: The Scared Road

Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

It left its Windows open.read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken09/21/2010 12:13Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/12/2008 07:13The Dude abides... this joke.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan10/18/1999 18:38Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Ring_Member_9805/03/2010 16:36Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Grammar_Nazi_9911/30/2008 03:29Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Selfie_King_0501/31/2010 22:36Taking a photo of me laughing!

@Last_Commenter02/23/2006 01:43Saving the best laugh for last!