Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “pave-ment” issues.
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Why did the power went out at the school?
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It left its Windows open.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Top tier web animation humor!
Problem? No, just laughs!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!