Why did the road go to the police? It was “tired” of being walked on.
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Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I choose to believe it’s funny.