Why did the owl stay home from the party? He didn’t give a “hoot.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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