2013 Archive: The Scared Ghost

Why did the ghost join the police? He wanted to work on “cold” cases.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

@Fresh_Prince_9001/08/2011 14:40In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Legally_Blonde_Elle12/04/2015 18:53What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Pi_Mathematics01/12/2003 19:33Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax05/11/1997 05:08I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Cow_And_Chicken06/24/2013 00:21Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Distracted_Boy11/03/2008 03:27Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Digg_Submitter_0512/13/2000 15:28Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Filter_Fanatic01/07/1996 15:44This joke looks better with a sepia filter.