Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
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Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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