Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Still digging for more humor!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!