Why did the computer go to the beach? To check its “surf-ace.”
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: How do you make a...
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
The farce is strong with this one!
That still only counts as one laugh!