Why did the woodpecker go to the doctor? He had a “splitting” headache.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
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Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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