2019 Vintage: The Scared Bird

Why did the penguin go to the bank? To “freeze” his assets.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Because they make up everything.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

@ICQ_Flower11/11/2010 12:19The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/29/2002 10:17What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Eminem_Fan_0010/21/2000 09:21Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Beanie_Campbell05/29/2000 22:46True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Ring_Member_9801/22/2005 19:13Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Keep_Calm_Fan07/24/2003 02:03Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

@Streamer_Pro_9911/29/2002 22:44Thanks for the donation and the joke!