2003 Vintage: The Scared Bird

Why did the eagle get a promotion? He had a “bird’s eye” view of the company.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers? Dad: No...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?" ...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer11/20/2013 23:39Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@Scream_Fan_9607/11/2002 05:07What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan09/23/2010 12:22Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Requiem_Dreamer05/06/2008 11:55That was intense... and funny!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky05/14/2015 03:38One billion... laughs!

@Tablet_User_1008/16/2005 09:30Tapping my way to a good mood.

@Wall_Post_Hero02/27/2014 13:40Posting this to my own wall right now!

@Selfie_King_0504/26/2010 03:51Taking a photo of me laughing!