Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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Internet is like a box of chocolates...
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
It is inevitable... you will laugh.