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2017 Vintage: The Sangria

 “Fruit, wine, and a lack of digital assets.”

Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
 A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
 A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
 The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
 A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

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The Three-Inch Man
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Mr_Blonde_Dance09/26/2006 11:06Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Sum41_Skater08/29/2015 18:20In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Transformers_OP10/14/1998 23:16Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/04/1996 07:35One billion... laughs!
@Hamster_Dance_X05/04/1996 23:55Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Leet_Speaker_7708/04/2013 04:087h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Homestar_Runner02/03/2001 07:57That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Android_Bot_9901/12/1995 07:29Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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