“Fruit, wine, and a lack of self-control.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Mimosa
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The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kamikaze
"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
As if! This is too funny.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
No way! That’s too much!