1999 Vintage: The Sangria

A guy orders a pitcher and says, “It’s communal, like we’ll all be soon.”

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@StoneCold_31605/21/2010 18:24And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Wild_Thornberry09/24/2006 16:18Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Flashdance_What03/03/2010 15:44What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Search_Scout_9907/22/1996 20:49Scouting the web for gems like this.

@No_Way_Jose01/18/2009 00:28No way! That’s too much!