Why were they still touring? Because in 1995, they were the only people left who remembered what life was like before the invention of the wheel and Windows.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I choose to believe it’s funny.