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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

@Twister_Chaser12/11/2005 01:01A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/20/2000 09:59Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Trainspotting_Rent05/04/2013 02:40Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Distracted_Boy09/19/2004 05:19Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Protoss_Pylon02/13/2013 10:34You must construct additional laughs!

@Browser_War_V09/28/2012 02:46Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.