2023 Vintage: The Renfield

I told her I’m a familiar. She said, “You’re ‘familiar’ with the couch, that’s for sure.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor05/26/1997 16:18You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Titanic_Survivor07/27/2002 11:16I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Cast_Away_Wilson07/18/2008 02:24WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@DVD_Collector02/10/2011 06:58Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Motherboard_Max06/06/2009 08:24This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@USB_Pioneer11/17/1995 03:48Plug and Play laughter!

@Liger_Owner_X09/13/2002 15:11It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Step_Brothers_B06/05/2015 21:13Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Not_Bad_Obama11/13/2015 19:03Not bad. Not bad at all.