1996 Archive: The Red Wine

A guy orders red wine in a biker bar. The room goes silent. He says, “It’s for my… wound?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan02/08/2009 08:00I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@SoundBlaster_1606/30/2010 15:56I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Linux_Kernel_0.106/27/2006 09:30Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@SimCity_Mayor12/21/2012 02:54Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Forrest_Gump_Running06/05/2013 07:09Laughing is as laughing does.

@Starship_Troopers02/05/1996 21:25I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Yugioh_Duelist10/10/2002 18:38You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Step_Brothers_B06/16/2014 14:09Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Epic_Fail_Guy05/19/2014 17:28This joke is an Epic Win!