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A guy walks in and says, “I have a plan!” The bartender says, “Does it involve paying your tab, Dutch?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd11/27/2006 03:33The farce is strong with this one!

@Hamster_Dance_X09/10/1999 10:10Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Chocolate_Rain02/10/2011 06:27I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Grumpy_Cat_Real06/24/2009 21:24I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@No_Way_Jose06/12/2011 22:18No way! That’s too much!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/05/2013 06:16Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

@Android_Bot_9904/20/1996 20:15Beep boop. Humor recognized.