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She’s wearing beige and looks expensive. I’m wearing a 10-year-old hoodie and look like a “Loud Recession.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9510/23/2000 04:53This is why we need the internet.

@Toy_Story_Buzz06/28/2012 22:18To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Keyboard_Warrior05/05/2005 09:12F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Napster_Search12/08/2007 04:51Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Nu_Metal_Kid10/28/2004 17:23I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/03/2006 04:24Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Newgrounds_User12/24/2003 23:16Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!