She wants the “Fab Five” to come over and fix me. I told her I’m “vintage,” not “broken.”
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.