A guy tries to look at the bartender with giant, adorable eyes to get a free drink. The bartender says, “Nice try, Antonio. Still $6.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
The Salt Shaker
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2024 Archive: The Mimosa
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2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
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The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Longlegs
A guy whispers, "Hail Satan," and the bartender calls the cops.P...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
High five for this joke!