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2000 Vintage: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I’m afraid of the future.” “Don’t worry, the way the HMOs are going, you won’t have one.”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Baywatch_Runner01/21/2000 15:52Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Project_Mayhem03/24/2013 02:24Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/19/2004 14:27I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Pretty_In_Pink06/03/2006 18:31Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Marquee_Text_Fan07/04/2009 21:59<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
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@Lag_Victim_0101/15/2009 10:55I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Mondo_Media_X05/17/2000 14:32Top tier web animation humor!

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