1999 Vintage: The Prince Fan

A guy walks in and starts singing “Party like it’s 1999!” The bartender says, “Pal, it is 1999. You’re just partying normally.”

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@Melrose_Place_Fan06/18/2009 09:11Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Broadband_Newbie05/22/1998 01:03Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Double_Rainbow_G11/30/2005 16:28What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@StumbleUpon_User06/12/1999 11:39I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@CounterStrike_Pro12/19/2012 05:59Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Llamas_With_Hats12/24/2003 16:32Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

@Forever_Alone_X04/03/2002 00:41At least I have my jokes to keep me company.