2002 Vintage: The Power Move

Why did the lawyer have two pagers and three cell phones? So he could “accidentally” go off in court and get a 10-minute recess.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued...read more »

Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

@Encarta_User03/13/2007 21:41I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@StarWars_Nerd01/26/1997 20:40The farce is strong with this one!

@Palm_Pilot_User07/17/2007 18:41Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@WiFi_Zero_One12/16/1999 02:29Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Step_Brothers_B09/17/2015 13:12Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Scumbag_Steve_X01/27/1998 03:12Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@DMOZ_Volunteer10/06/2004 23:14Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.