2025 Vintage: The Port

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the viral "The Dress" debate (was it...read more »

A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

Imagine a world where "The Floss" was the only dance move that ma...read more »

A blonde cut a hole in her umbrella so she could see when it stop...read more »

A blonde brought a spoon to the movie theater because the sign sa...read more »

A blonde sold her vacuum cleaner because it was just collecting d...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »

A blonde went to the doctor and said "Every time I stand up quick...read more »

A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

@T9_Texter03/30/2002 18:234-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Modem_Meltdown07/16/2015 12:23My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Charmed_Ones03/19/2005 15:57The power of three... laughs!

@CRT_Degauss12/30/1997 23:12BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/31/2005 07:34Super green! Hilarious!

@Frame_Set_Wizard11/16/2008 18:40I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Spawn_Camper_J02/22/2010 18:04I’m staying right here until I read every joke.