2023 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2023!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid01/31/2012 10:39Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Linux_Kernel_0.104/10/1998 09:53Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Bluetooth_Bot03/17/2000 12:20Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan12/09/2010 04:41Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Ali_G_In_Da_H03/03/2011 01:15Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Web_Counter_9910/03/2003 13:34I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!