2003 Legacy: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 2003!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@SpaceJam_Fan07/22/2007 11:28Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@StarWars_Nerd11/05/2007 20:59The farce is strong with this one!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/01/2006 11:54I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Binary_Boy11/06/2003 04:1801001000 01000001 (HA!).

@MTV_Unplugged04/25/2005 02:56Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Charlie_Bit_Me01/16/2002 08:13Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/18/2012 22:51Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.