1998 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in, it’s 1998!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@SpiderMan_Tobey06/19/2001 00:48With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@HTML_Hacker03/16/2000 04:01<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@SoundBlaster_AWE04/03/2015 20:27Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Kill_Bill_Bride11/15/2008 23:42I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Party_On_Garth04/11/1998 07:00I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Tina_Eat_Food08/30/2012 13:41Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Netscape_Now_B07/28/1996 02:00I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@iPhone_User_0702/13/2011 08:44There’s an app for that? No, just this site!