A guy is lying face down, stiff as a board, across the bar counter. The bartender says, “Sir, you can’t plank here.” The guy muffled, “I’m not planking, I’m just incredibly drunk.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
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The Three-Inch Man
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In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
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2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Super green! Hilarious!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!