Why was nobody allowed to drop food on the floor? Because we were terrified a local rodent would show up and drag a whole slice of pie down the basement stairs.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
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2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
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2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
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2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
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2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
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2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
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2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
In 2022, Thanksgiving was about being thankful for "It’s Corn!", ...read more »
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2023 Classic: Beige Flag vs. Red Flag
Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Legacy" AI
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