Why was it the future? Because you could order a pizza online, assuming your internet didn’t crash before you hit “submit.”
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Legacy: The "Nipplegate" Super Bowl
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2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
Why did the dinosaur come back? Because the ashes of Netscape ga...read more »
2004 Archive: The Debut of "Lost"
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2004 Classic: The Death of the "Friends" Series
Why was everyone crying? Because after 10 seasons, the coffee sh...read more »
34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & DualShock” Edition
The year 2000 kicked off with a collective sigh of relief when th...read more »
32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition
In 1998, the internet got a brain, the desktop got some color, an...read more »
2004 Legacy: The Launch of Firefox 1.0
Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to ...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Launch of Fedora Linux
Why was the hat so red? Because Red Hat decided to split their O...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of LinkedIn
Why was the internet getting "professional"? Because someone dec...read more »
2004 Vintage: The Launch of Shopify
Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted ...read more »
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2001 Vintage: Gorillaz (Debut Album)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!