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1995 Classic: The “Pizza Hut” Website

Why was it the future? Because you could order a pizza online, assuming your internet didn’t crash before you hit “submit.”

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King01/16/2000 15:33I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@BBS_Sysop05/05/2004 08:35Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Memento_Guy09/30/2002 11:06Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@StoneCold_31605/03/1997 19:31And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Top_Gun_Maverick02/12/1996 20:02I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Nyan_Cat_Space10/29/2008 10:51Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@GG_WP_9803/19/2013 17:17Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Llamas_With_Hats01/27/2012 03:10Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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