2004 Classic: The Phone

She’s the only person who can make a “text message sent” sound like a slap.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, we were all staring at our wrists and trying to figure o...read more »

My dog bit my mother-in-law. My neighbor asked, “Are you going to...read more »

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »

My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »

In 2016, you couldn’t walk down the street without tripping over ...read more »

Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »

Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »

In 2017, you couldn't enter a room without hearing the hum of a f...read more »

The wife said: “What are we going to do?” “Nothing,” said the hus...read more »

In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »

In 2008, we saw Tony Stark build a suit in a cave and learned tha...read more »

I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »

@Gladiator_Proximo12/23/2015 22:19Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@C++_Dev_9801/30/2002 01:33I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Wrestling_Nut10/20/2005 08:59Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Web_Crawler_9606/04/2006 05:49Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Flash_Game_Dev06/22/2003 05:39I should make a game about this joke.

@Cool_Story_Bro06/07/2003 17:03Actually, it IS a cool story!