“Why are you wearing that giant hat?” “I’m a fashion icon!” “You look like a Canadian Mountie who lost his horse. Take it off.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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