Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Penny. / Penny who? / Penny-wise (Pennyworth) a laugh, but don’t look in the sewer!
Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner & Switch Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
What is this? A joke for ants?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Thanks for the donation and the joke!