2009 Archive: The Paul Blart

I told her I’m a Mall Cop. She said, “You’re barely the ‘Living Room Cop’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

@Quake_Fragger10/25/2004 03:13M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/21/2014 04:42Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Ghostbusters_V04/14/1995 11:17Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy02/07/2010 07:27You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@StrongBad_Mail02/01/2015 04:16I’m checking my email and I found a winner!