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2019 Legacy: The Parasite

 A guy asks to drink in the bar’s basement. The bartender says, “It’s very metaphorical down there.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher01/08/2013 15:28As if! This is too funny.
@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/21/1998 01:52At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Oracle_Says09/16/1997 01:50I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Rocket_Power_9907/31/2005 09:40We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Friday_Rebecca03/10/2003 00:13Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Technorati_Tag06/21/1998 02:03Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Leet_Speaker_7705/31/2005 17:467h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Flash_Game_Dev08/03/2011 12:38I should make a game about this joke.
@David_After_Dent01/21/2008 00:51Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Browser_War_V09/07/2014 01:30Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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