My husband got a digital organizer so he wouldn’t forget our anniversary. He forgot to buy the batteries.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
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60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition
In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
We created a monster... of a joke!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!