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2001 Vintage: The Pager’s Ghost

 A guy’s pager goes off. The whole bar laughs. He says, “It’s vintage!”

Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger10/20/1997 12:14M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Home_Alone_Kevin09/18/2013 17:40Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Forrest_Gump_Running12/02/2000 10:58Laughing is as laughing does.
@Green_Day_Fan04/03/1996 02:04Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Gremlins_Gizmo09/30/2012 14:26Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/23/1998 18:59Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Infoseek_Explorer07/24/1998 08:51Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@GL_HF_Runner05/09/2008 08:21Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Mind_Blown_Gif07/19/1999 12:10*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Hashtag_Master09/26/2014 07:56#funny #joke #retro #90s

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