1996 Archive: The Over-Hopped

A guy takes a sip of an IPA and his face turns inside out. The bartender says, “Ah, you found the ‘notes of citrus’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Hercules_Xena01/20/1995 15:20By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu07/29/2005 21:24Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/26/2014 06:17I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Grinds_My_Gears11/13/2011 03:51You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Top_List_Winner10/06/2001 15:19Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/13/2012 08:20This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Cloud_Computing06/16/2008 10:30Storing my laughs in the cloud.