Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know better than to knock twice!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!