A guy tells a joke about the bartender’s wife. The bouncer walks up and slaps him. The guy says, “Wow, Will Smith just smacked the s*** out of me!” The bouncer says, “Keep my bar’s name out your f***ing mouth!”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Very funny.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
This joke is an Epic Win!