If Oprah says we need to “live our best lives,” it usually means I’m moving all the living room furniture again.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
When a couple gets married, why...
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A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!